Have you ever noticed how horrifying those smiley french fries are in groups?
they’re like
you’re burning us alive
our insides are melting
hELP US
May 2012
- News in Britain: stamps have gone up 14 pence
- News in America: cannibal eats man's face
- #news in canada: human body parts found in the mail
remember when people choked on cinnamon to entertain the internet
Listen
i’m actually terrified
I can’t even manage incoherent speech. I’m just left with utter, horrified, speechlessness. Luckily, typing doesn’t require speech.
Also, I’m pretty certain this is straight from the depths of hell. People have said this about various other audio posts, but this is the only thing that I feel really deserves that description.
OH WOW I LOVE THIS
I NEED THE MP3!!
“Crocs” by Pitbull feat. Nickelback
Download for free on Internet Explorer
As Greece gains more points their government sobs in terror
“Americans: to explain #eurovision. Imagine the Super Bowl half time act, over 3 hours, consisting of everything Rick Santorum wants to ban.”
—
Eurovision Twitter feed (via clenchinglegolas)
oh Eurovision.
(via travellers-madness)
Tom says time
Compilation of Tom Delonge singing the word “time”
kiss mary get drunk with: dr. who, katniss everdeen, and sherlock
Kiss: Katniss Everdeen
Marry: Dr who
Get drunk with: Sherlock <—- that I’d love to see!
REBLOG IF YOU WANT A ‘KISS, MARRY, GET DRUNK WITH' IN YOUR ASK.
ur anus smells of cat food
My cat’s breath smells like cat food
Headphones rule.
No headphones = you can talk to me
1 headphone = you can talk to me if I like you
2 headphones = fuck off
