Have you ever noticed how horrifying those smiley french fries are in groups?
you’re burning us alive
our insides are melting
- News in Britain: stamps have gone up 14 pence
- News in America: cannibal eats man's face
- #news in canada: human body parts found in the mail
kiss mary get drunk with: dr. who, katniss everdeen, and sherlock
Kiss: Katniss Everdeen
Marry: Dr who
Get drunk with: Sherlock <—- that I’d love to see!
REBLOG IF YOU WANT A ‘KISS, MARRY, GET DRUNK WITH' IN YOUR ASK.
ur anus smells of cat food
My cat’s breath smells like cat food
No headphones = you can talk to me
1 headphone = you can talk to me if I like you
2 headphones = fuck off