Reading for Fun: What drama! What adventure! Oh, there is no pleasure equal to that of reading the miracle of the novel-to experience such joys and sorrows at the hands of a paperback is truly one of the great pleasures this life has to offer. If I could do nothing but read for the rest of my life, truly, I would be content.
Reading for Class: I DON'T CARE ABOUT THESE WORDS!
Alex Kingston - "The Doctor hasn't kissed anyone...
dementorsinmypub: viathevoid: yes, no one
Anonymous asked: you know what turtle poo smells like?
i never get anons asking me weird shit
emiibaby: it makes me sad
nuditea: “when one door closes, another one opens” imagine how annoying it would be if that were true you close the bathroom door to pee and your front door suddenly blows open your cat escapes you run out and jump into the car to chase the cat and hear everything falling out of your over-stuffed pantry as its door unlatches
Interviewer: What would you say is the gayest thing about you?
Stephen Fry: Um, my preference for men and having sex with them rather than women in the end must be it.
hotbabysitter: Well… happy birthday Megan. WTF
vitre0us: waves-of-pure-emotion: keepcalmandmosh: YOU NEED TO WATCH THIS I just watched it 20 times omg. Oh
A Gordon Ramsay Poem
gordonramsaypoetry: oh my god where’s the risotto? useless.
Where's Finnick? Odair he is.