June 2013
Listen
me bottoming for the first time
I Just Can't Wait to be King
Jason Weaver, Rowan Atkinson & Laura Williams
60 favourite Disney songs
(#3) I Just Can’t Wait to be King - The Lion King“I’m gonna be the mane event, like no king was before. I’m brushing up on looking down, I’m working on my roar!”
i hope revving your motorcycle engine in the middle of the night made you feel better about your small penis
May 2013
true self control is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn
why would the movie eat my popcorn
nevermind i get it
“youre gay? you dont look gay”
well shit wtf does a gay look like
im personally offended game of thrones isn’t on tonight
On a scale from Jean Valjean to Jay Gatsby
How much do you want to repeat the past?
“Even when the console’s turned off, users can simply say “Xbox On” to power up — which means the new Kinect will be listening to you in your living room at all times.”
how to be an atheist:
- don’t believe in a higher power
how to not be an atheist
- constantly going out of your way to insult or disprove someone’s religion
would u rather eat a pound of bricks or a matter baby??
whats a matter baby
nothing sweetie whats a matter with you??
“let’s call it a clitoris. that sounds sexy”
WWDTD: What Would Daenerys Targaryen Do
