A million girls would kill for this job.

Death is only the beginning.


kaonashizen:

bleu:

look , i literally can’t stress how cute this deleted parks and rec scene is and im about to lose my fucking shit.

Im in love with Chris Pratt


passinnotesinsecrecy:

when the fella over there doesn’t have hella good hair

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theamazingindi:

spacephantom:

FMK lord farquaad shrek donkey

according to the movies both farquaad and shrek are terrible husbands, one is a tyranical dictator and the other one might fuck up the entirety of time if he gets bored, donkey is clearly the best husband of the three and u kno shrek a freak in the swamp so you kick farquaad’s tiny ass to the curb why is this even a question


peclro:

sext: my mom can pick up if your mom can drop us off


meladoodle:

juilan:

My ears. They are ringing.

are u gonna answer em